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2002-05-28

Oh,and I bought a deep fryer. I doubt I'll use it much. I'm so sick of donuts right now. So if you have anything you need deep fried,I'm the guy to call. Chicken,candy bars,crickets,lettuce (for you dieters),cell phones, unfinished novels,diamond rings,clouds,mummified-wish-granting-cursed monkey hands (paws?),postcards, old laptops, pickles,ticket stubs, wedding dresses,nerf footballs,baby shoes, winter caps left by old boy/girl friends,the Sunday New York Times,just come over and I'll turn that sucker on.

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