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2003-02-13

my back is killing me and i want to kill it back. and last night i realized i also had a cold. i'm falling apart this month as i am no longer in my salad days. but i have plenty of duct tape as the U.S. Gov. suggests in case of terrorist attacks. also i suggest adding to your emergency kit: 1)a roll of aluminium foil 2)five neon ponytail scrunchies 3)really dark sunglasses 4)lots of lube 5)malt liquor. 6)May 2002 issue of Lucky magazine. good luck.

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