This Day In History: Thursday,March 02
*Congress creates the Territory of Nevada.
*A young, drunken Abe Lincoln and his friends beat actor Junius Brutus Booth for "looking at" them outside a whorehouse in Decauter. Young John Wilkes vows revenge.
*The first non-stop, around-the-world airplane flight is completed.
*When asked by his wife if he could ever forgive Benedict Arnold, General George Washington says, "I would rather eat a bagel in a shit storm!" and returns to reading his morning newspaper.*Desi Arnaz, famous Cuban, bandleader is born.
*The Chinese invent Time Magazine.
*Speed Racer wins the 16th Grand Prix on Monster Island and the undying love of Evita Peron. Their relationship, as we all know, ends badly.
*Ronald Reagan invents the sandwich. What? No, you are wrong. I'm talking about the AMERCIAN SANDWICH!!!!
*Andrew is bored at work
*Apes take over the Earth.previous next