Feng Sui



Dear Friend (you know who you are!),

I just wanted to let you know that I've noticed you are having trouble taking off that booze and coke weight you put on this year. Exercising but not seeing any results? Two words for ya: Feng Sui! You are probally crunching and lunging in the wrong direction! What? Yer welcome, I'm here to help. Yes, I'm all about Feng Sui, the Chinese secret of how things relate physically together. Everything must be in the proper place for things to go right. In fact, if you don't mind, when you see me, walk away. It's nothing personal, it's just Feng Sui.

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