danger zone



Yesterday I declared to everyone that I'm stepping it up a notch, taking it up to another level. You know, giving it a hundred AND ten percent. But Andrew, you say, it's not even mathematically possible to give more than a "hundred percent." Isn't it just something math challenged jocks say? Shut your Pad Thai hole!!! Not asking dumb questions like that frees up that valuable extra ten percent. Hey, today I had to call into a meeting from the train and when I said, "Hi, it's Andrew" at least three people sitting near me jumped in their seats and looked at me. So I was the jerk on the phone on the train this morning. That's the price you pay sometimes when your giving it your all and then you go ten percent farther.

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