Does it feel weird when a person is wearing a mask and rubber gloves, with their fingers in your mouth, but the two of you are not having sex? I'm just asking is all.

I just went to the dentist again today and I can't feel the left side of my mouth. The left side is my favorite side of my mouth so I am very upset. What am I suppose to do with the crappy right side of my mouth? I'm going to try to eat now and not spill it down the front of my shirt. Oh why did I wear this white dress shirt? Why did I pick tomato soup for lunch? What? Today is photo day at work?

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