new year's resolutions



My New Years resolutions (a work in progress)in no particular order:

1.Stop using expression, "what's her/his face," when I forget a name.

2.Start saying "what's his/her nuts."

3.Start listening to people, instead of just smelling them.

4.Remember that Dawson is not real, he is just an actor playing a character. The actor's name is James Vander Beek. He is the one to stalk.

5.Be more optimistic and do things like wish upon a star. JAMES VANDER BEEK!!!!

6.Stop aplogizing for Pearl Harbor. People think of WWII and the Japanese attack, not the fact that you and your friends peed into it in high school.

7.Stop writing "You look sexy today" into your Palm Pilot everyday. Runs the batteries down. Have it tattooed on the palm of your hand instead.

8.Look for the good in people. In their pants.

9.Remember to rise up, back on the street. Do my time, take my chances. Go the distnace now I'm back on my feet. Just a man and his will to survive.So many times , it happens too fast, you trade your passion for glory. Don't lose my grip on the dreams of the past, you must fight just to keep them alive. It's the Eye of the Tiger. It's the thrill of the fight. Rising up to the challenge of our rival, and the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night, and he's watching us all with the Eye of the Tiger.

10.Stop saying in real dirty voice, "Oh, you like that don't you, Baby," whenever someone stubbs their toe.

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