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2002-05-08

I've taken time to read my emails and will now answer questions and hand out advice because I take my role as your "Life Coach" very seriously:1)Take off that beret. 2)Don't ever joke in a British accent again unless you are British. 3)You don't have to tuck your shirt in at the gym. 4)No, a monkey would not be cool to have as a pet. 5)Yes, your boyfriend probably did buy you that webcam for you know what. 6)You can borrow half of your 401k for a first time home purchase but if you switch jobs you must pay all penalties and taxes. 7)25-30 grams of fiber daily is recommended. 8)No,you are lovely just the way you are. 9) Yes, camping out in line two months early for Star Wars was a good idea.

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